What Could’ve Been Offers Comfort as Buffalo Bills See Sam Darnold Leave Group

I have decided the Buffalo Bills should choose Josh Allen and not Sam Darnold.  This is also a good time to declare Netflix has topped Blockbuster.  The New York Jets are technically a rival, although they’re not climbing the divisional Continue reading What Could’ve Been Offers Comfort as Buffalo Bills See Sam Darnold Leave Group

Backup Quarterback Carousel for Buffalo Bills Shows Game’s Impermanence

The Buffalo Bulls have a backup drafted higher than Josh Allen.  Then again, so was Sam Darnold.  Expecting hires straight from college to perform admirably in their first full-time jobs for what are often crummy companies often leads to letdowns.  Continue reading Backup Quarterback Carousel for Buffalo Bills Shows Game’s Impermanence

Receiving Improvements In and Out with Buffalo Bills

You can always get a little better.  Being satisfied with a performance is the surest way to not maintain it.  Take how the Buffalo Bills have worked efficiently to make sure passes continue to have somewhere safe to land, namely Continue reading Receiving Improvements In and Out with Buffalo Bills

New Streaks Start Now As Buffalo Bills Reset Counters

That last guy was useless.  New employees are responsible for eliminating errors made by those they replaced.  Spot true professionals by how they don’t kvetch about the undeserved responsibility, which is a sign of maturity equivalent to drinking coffee for Continue reading New Streaks Start Now As Buffalo Bills Reset Counters

McDermott Remains Just Like Buffalo Bills Fans Already Expect

Don’t change anything.  A dull offseason surprises pleasantly.  Like how telling others you hope they live in interesting times is a curse, a bit of tranquility could actually equal joy.  Take how not wanting to fire the coach reflects an Continue reading McDermott Remains Just Like Buffalo Bills Fans Already Expect

Buffalo Bills Are on the Clock, Draft or Not

An overnight success story took two decades.  Aside from outsiders occasionally noticing our agony, the Buffalo Bills only seem like they advanced instantly.  Those who cheer for historically competent franchises are not acutely aware of every moment passing like those Continue reading Buffalo Bills Are on the Clock, Draft or Not

Football Ends as Buffalo Bills Begin Plotting How to Keep Playing

Congratulations to back-to-back champion LeSean McCoy and whatever teams he was on.  As for a previous employer, the Buffalo Bills should compete in and score the most points during every Super Bowl, but existence doesn’t care about my happiness.  For Continue reading Football Ends as Buffalo Bills Begin Plotting How to Keep Playing

Hello to Bye as Buffalo Bills Ponder How to Advance

The initial pouting period is over for the Buffalo Bills, who can quit acting like wronged teenagers. There’s no use in continuing to resent the mean kids who threw their science experiment in the dumpster.  We’ll just have to presume Continue reading Hello to Bye as Buffalo Bills Ponder How to Advance

Semifinals Start of Buffalo Bills Longterm Dreams

I didn’t want to go to a Super Bowl parade with my identity concealed, anyway.  Who envisions seeing a trophy drive by while holding yardsticks in each direction?  The Buffalo Bills will simply have to finally let their fans enjoy Continue reading Semifinals Start of Buffalo Bills Longterm Dreams

Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again

The loser was anyone who bet the over. Oh, and Baltimore, but they had plenty of company.  Every football observer forecasted the Bills and Ravens easily topping 317.4 combined points.  Two monumental offenses were surely going to score at will. Continue reading Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again