Powering Another Buffalo Bills Win

The Bills finally got to play in front of their fans.  It just happened to be in Miami.  Buffalo travelers and expatriates enjoy giving rare firsthand accounts of taking over the few seats available. Defeating the Dolphins, lightning, and the Continue reading Powering Another Buffalo Bills Win

Cam Can’t Rattle Buffalo Bills’ Optimism

Life features surprises.  For example, I didn’t realize how much I loathed Cam Newton’s guts until this week.  Sure, I’ve always found him petulant in his moody way.  But Cam-focused contempt wasn’t my life’s driving purpose until he enlisted in Continue reading Cam Can’t Rattle Buffalo Bills’ Optimism

Even Less to Guess About as Buffalo Bills Return to Business

The Buffalo Bills are facing an unpredictable season, which makes it like all the others every team has played ever and also everything else in history.  The mystery is only more inscrutable during the time of enforced antisocial behavior.  Thanks Continue reading Even Less to Guess About as Buffalo Bills Return to Business

Cornering the Market with the Buffalo Bills

We must never take adopted local icon Tre White for granted.  I would presume his name is short for Treasure if I didn’t have his biographical details memorized like my Social Security number. Still, he’d undoubtedly appreciate how we’ve concluded Continue reading Cornering the Market with the Buffalo Bills

Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

I wish we weren’t used to others enjoying participation in the championship.  The season finale has often resembled Kyle being forced to watch Cartman play with the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer for Buffalo Bills fans.  But we might at last be Continue reading Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

The best dodgeball players prioritize targets. Hunting down uncoordinated kids with lazy eye patches and inhalers is cruel.  But welts are issued by the dominant.  The Buffalo Bills must take advantage of the Gamers Club this year.  In 2020, they might Continue reading Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

Telling the Buffalo Bills to Win More

Aren’t you aware of how the future will unfold?  I do, as I’m a sports fan. Confident predictions are as much a part of following a team as having a favorite Zubaz pattern.  I’m willing to sell you winning lottery Continue reading Telling the Buffalo Bills to Win More

Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Fans choose teams in the same sense they do eye color.  Thinking choice is involved feels as quaint as buying a newspaper.  Fate has a cruel sense of humor, and those targeted by teasing may as well feel honored. Consequences Continue reading Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Pain is unbearable if it feels endless.  The Buffalo Bills can’t seem to let go of the iron.  The unsparing lesson they provide about our world’s harsh reality is valuable in its sobering way, so thank our favorite team for Continue reading Buffalo Bills Tell Same Story Against Patriots in Different Year

Buffalo Bills Technically Show Up If That Counts, Which It Doesn’t

“Contest” is a synonym for “game” that nonetheless doesn’t share an identical meaning.  The former implies that both participants have a chance.  The Buffalo Bills show subtle differences in connotations by only literally participating in an NFL game.  Making the Colts Continue reading Buffalo Bills Technically Show Up If That Counts, Which It Doesn’t