Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again

The loser was anyone who bet the over. Oh, and Baltimore, but they had plenty of company.  Every football observer forecasted the Bills and Ravens easily topping 317.4 combined points.  Two monumental offenses were surely going to score at will. Continue reading Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again

Never Celebrate Early, Buffalo Bills Kindly Remind Fans

GIF from tenor.com. How mean is this world? Even the schedule has a cruel sense of humor.  Traumatized fans are stuck reliving one horrific result for two crummy weeks.  There’s double the time for your brain to review how three Continue reading Never Celebrate Early, Buffalo Bills Kindly Remind Fans

After One-Quarter, Buffalo Bills Finishing After Four Quarters

Concerns about hyperactivity are the way to go.  An undefeated football team forces us to calm down, and it’s just the worst.  I hate being the president and having to wear a tie daily.  And I’m tired of coordinating dates Continue reading After One-Quarter, Buffalo Bills Finishing After Four Quarters

Powering Another Buffalo Bills Win

The Bills finally got to play in front of their fans.  It just happened to be in Miami.  Buffalo travelers and expatriates enjoy giving rare firsthand accounts of taking over the few seats available. Defeating the Dolphins, lightning, and the Continue reading Powering Another Buffalo Bills Win

Cam Can’t Rattle Buffalo Bills’ Optimism

Life features surprises.  For example, I didn’t realize how much I loathed Cam Newton’s guts until this week.  Sure, I’ve always found him petulant in his moody way.  But Cam-focused contempt wasn’t my life’s driving purpose until he enlisted in Continue reading Cam Can’t Rattle Buffalo Bills’ Optimism

Even Less to Guess About as Buffalo Bills Return to Business

The Buffalo Bills are facing an unpredictable season, which makes it like all the others every team has played ever and also everything else in history.  The mystery is only more inscrutable during the time of enforced antisocial behavior.  Thanks Continue reading Even Less to Guess About as Buffalo Bills Return to Business

Cornering the Market with the Buffalo Bills

We must never take adopted local icon Tre White for granted.  I would presume his name is short for Treasure if I didn’t have his biographical details memorized like my Social Security number. Still, he’d undoubtedly appreciate how we’ve concluded Continue reading Cornering the Market with the Buffalo Bills

Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

I wish we weren’t used to others enjoying participation in the championship.  The season finale has often resembled Kyle being forced to watch Cartman play with the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer for Buffalo Bills fans.  But we might at last be Continue reading Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

The best dodgeball players prioritize targets. Hunting down uncoordinated kids with lazy eye patches and inhalers is cruel.  But welts are issued by the dominant.  The Buffalo Bills must take advantage of the Gamers Club this year.  In 2020, they might Continue reading Thorough Win by the End, Good Beginning for Buffalo Bills

Telling the Buffalo Bills to Win More

Aren’t you aware of how the future will unfold?  I do, as I’m a sports fan. Confident predictions are as much a part of following a team as having a favorite Zubaz pattern.  I’m willing to sell you winning lottery Continue reading Telling the Buffalo Bills to Win More