Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again

The loser was anyone who bet the over. Oh, and Baltimore, but they had plenty of company.  Every football observer forecasted the Bills and Ravens easily topping 317.4 combined points.  Two monumental offenses were surely going to score at will. Continue reading Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again

Playoffs Still On As Buffalo Bills Change Assumptions

You haven’t stopped twitching, either? Don’t worry, as it’s a natural side effect of reaching the quarterfinals.  I’m still wound up from a football directed downward.  Buffalo Bills fans may finally calm down by around the next kickoff, which you Continue reading Playoffs Still On As Buffalo Bills Change Assumptions

Real Season Starts for Buffalo Bills Who Earned It

The finale featured diminished significance as usual.  The Buffalo Bills never change.  Well, maybe they’ve improved a little, what with winning at a rate good enough to keep playing.  The novel reason for the relaxed vibe prompted adjustment for the Continue reading Real Season Starts for Buffalo Bills Who Earned It

Division Crown a Good Start for Newfangled Buffalo Bills

I’m still nervous to type where the Buffalo Bills will finish in the division.  The letters feel like they’re about to fall off the screen.  Getting this franchise to the point where impressive players can be counted on to make sweet Continue reading Division Crown a Good Start for Newfangled Buffalo Bills

Collectively, No Bargain for NFL

We’re all going to die. Someday. It might not be from a virus several news bulletins indicate is presently making the rounds, so let’s try to stay calm even though we don’t feel inclined to do so.  Classify the urge to Continue reading Collectively, No Bargain for NFL

X-Rated Football Offers Spicy Ideas

I haven’t already forgotten about XFL 2.0, which is the highest compliment for a football league that isn’t the national one.  There’s so much to remember from the first edition aside from He Hate Me such as Tommy Maddox, the insane Continue reading X-Rated Football Offers Spicy Ideas

Buffalo Bills Might Not Implode in Victory for Positivity

Be happy now, as it’s all downhill from here. The Buffalo Bills will have to remain sustained by memories of holding a pair of wild cards if our apocalyptic predictions come true. The typically cheery look is inherent to fans who’ve prepared Continue reading Buffalo Bills Might Not Implode in Victory for Positivity

Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

I wish we weren’t used to others enjoying participation in the championship.  The season finale has often resembled Kyle being forced to watch Cartman play with the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer for Buffalo Bills fans.  But we might at last be Continue reading Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

Late Playoff Absence Should Motivate Truant Buffalo Bills

We know conditions are good when people kvetch about trifling issues. Thoroughly comfortable social media brats use pocket computers that make life a doddle to explain why life is an oppressive hellhole. Not one of us complaining about how slowly GIFs load Continue reading Late Playoff Absence Should Motivate Truant Buffalo Bills

New Devastation Level As Buffalo Bills Lose Bigger Game

Teams strive to be known for something other than missing the playoffs as regularly as a Baker Mayfield commercial airs.  We should be grateful for the possibility to blow a meaningful game. To show how far they’ve come, the Buffalo Continue reading New Devastation Level As Buffalo Bills Lose Bigger Game