Late Choice Is What Buffalo Bills Get for Impressing Already

A relaxed draft makes me tense.  Isn’t there an urgent panic to address?  The Buffalo Bills don’t need to fix the franchise over three days that feature zero games.  Playing with expectations is almost as fun as playing with a Continue reading Late Choice Is What Buffalo Bills Get for Impressing Already

Bigger Worries a Better Sign for Buffalo Bills

Football is finally stressful.  Entertainment was too relaxing.  Buffalo Bills fans have been looking forward to watching a diversion while tense.  Waiting to see if Marty gets back in time may cause anxiety, but it beats the certainty of being Continue reading Bigger Worries a Better Sign for Buffalo Bills

New Streaks Start Now As Buffalo Bills Reset Counters

That last guy was useless.  New employees are responsible for eliminating errors made by those they replaced.  Spot true professionals by how they don’t kvetch about the undeserved responsibility, which is a sign of maturity equivalent to drinking coffee for Continue reading New Streaks Start Now As Buffalo Bills Reset Counters

Buffalo Bills Are on the Clock, Draft or Not

An overnight success story took two decades.  Aside from outsiders occasionally noticing our agony, the Buffalo Bills only seem like they advanced instantly.  Those who cheer for historically competent franchises are not acutely aware of every moment passing like those Continue reading Buffalo Bills Are on the Clock, Draft or Not

Football Ends as Buffalo Bills Begin Plotting How to Keep Playing

Congratulations to back-to-back champion LeSean McCoy and whatever teams he was on.  As for a previous employer, the Buffalo Bills should compete in and score the most points during every Super Bowl, but existence doesn’t care about my happiness.  For Continue reading Football Ends as Buffalo Bills Begin Plotting How to Keep Playing

Hello to Bye as Buffalo Bills Ponder How to Advance

The initial pouting period is over for the Buffalo Bills, who can quit acting like wronged teenagers. There’s no use in continuing to resent the mean kids who threw their science experiment in the dumpster.  We’ll just have to presume Continue reading Hello to Bye as Buffalo Bills Ponder How to Advance

Semifinals Start of Buffalo Bills Longterm Dreams

I didn’t want to go to a Super Bowl parade with my identity concealed, anyway.  Who envisions seeing a trophy drive by while holding yardsticks in each direction?  The Buffalo Bills will simply have to finally let their fans enjoy Continue reading Semifinals Start of Buffalo Bills Longterm Dreams

Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again

The loser was anyone who bet the over. Oh, and Baltimore, but they had plenty of company.  Every football observer forecasted the Bills and Ravens easily topping 317.4 combined points.  Two monumental offenses were surely going to score at will. Continue reading Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again

Playoffs Still On As Buffalo Bills Change Assumptions

You haven’t stopped twitching, either? Don’t worry, as it’s a natural side effect of reaching the quarterfinals.  I’m still wound up from a football directed downward.  Buffalo Bills fans may finally calm down by around the next kickoff, which you Continue reading Playoffs Still On As Buffalo Bills Change Assumptions