Backup Quarterback Carousel for Buffalo Bills Shows Game’s Impermanence

The Buffalo Bulls have a backup drafted higher than Josh Allen.  Then again, so was Sam Darnold.  Expecting hires straight from college to perform admirably in their first full-time jobs for what are often crummy companies often leads to letdowns.  Continue reading Backup Quarterback Carousel for Buffalo Bills Shows Game’s Impermanence

Division Crown a Good Start for Newfangled Buffalo Bills

I’m still nervous to type where the Buffalo Bills will finish in the division.  The letters feel like they’re about to fall off the screen.  Getting this franchise to the point where impressive players can be counted on to make sweet Continue reading Division Crown a Good Start for Newfangled Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills Beat Jets to Approach the Usual

What do you call this: sports?  These fellows run around in this manner?  And an overseeing entity records results?  I vaguely recall this diversion.  Teams accumulate points within each affair.  The side tallying the most is proclaimed the victor, with Continue reading Buffalo Bills Beat Jets to Approach the Usual

Even Less to Guess About as Buffalo Bills Return to Business

The Buffalo Bills are facing an unpredictable season, which makes it like all the others every team has played ever and also everything else in history.  The mystery is only more inscrutable during the time of enforced antisocial behavior.  Thanks Continue reading Even Less to Guess About as Buffalo Bills Return to Business

Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

The shame of having trailed the 2019 Dolphins should provide motivation for the Buffalo Bills to stay modest.  Miami’s present version is the worst thing since their mascot, which I remind you is a dolphin. An erstwhile intense rivalry based Continue reading Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

A Little Better Each Week Helps Buffalo Bills a Lot

Letting a team they had beaten stick around is one way to stay humble. The Buffalo Bills created drama for the home opener, which was a superficially magnanimous gesture they could’ve skipped. A bit too much cockiness led to a recalculation. Continue reading A Little Better Each Week Helps Buffalo Bills a Lot

Buffalo Bills Strive to Do Certain Things Again

There is lots of consistency in cemeteries.  Steadiness can be overrated.  Fear of the unknown may lead to sticking with what barely works.  The Buffalo Bills historically have expertise on the subject. But the long-steady franchise is finally willing to Continue reading Buffalo Bills Strive to Do Certain Things Again

Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

If you’re hungry, go to a supermarket, maybe?  Or, restaurants exist.  I’m not telling you how to live unless you’re the Buffalo Bills general manager.  In that case, don’t blow your food budget on stickers and temporary tattoos.  Fulfilling basic Continue reading Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Buffalo is the perfect place to test if pain affects franchises.  We should be congratulated for our scientific contribution to the study of football relativity.  Naturally, there won’t be a trophy.  But we take what’s available from losing because that’s Continue reading Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Getting Better While Losing Is a Semi-Win for Buffalo Bills

Beating the blasted Dolphins may be easier from now on.  Long term perspective is one way to cope with immediate pain.  I’m more upset at the Buffalo Bills losing twice as often as they’ve won than expected.  Yet there’s comfort Continue reading Getting Better While Losing Is a Semi-Win for Buffalo Bills