Getting Ahead With the Buffalo Bills

Predictions ruin the season.  We learn what’s going to happen when those magic humans capable of knowing the future from the present decree what results are forthcoming, which wrecks the drama.  Why did a reporter who vaguely heard how each Continue reading Getting Ahead With the Buffalo Bills

What Could’ve Been Offers Comfort as Buffalo Bills See Sam Darnold Leave Group

I have decided the Buffalo Bills should choose Josh Allen and not Sam Darnold.  This is also a good time to declare Netflix has topped Blockbuster.  The New York Jets are technically a rival, although they’re not climbing the divisional Continue reading What Could’ve Been Offers Comfort as Buffalo Bills See Sam Darnold Leave Group

Real Season Starts for Buffalo Bills Who Earned It

The finale featured diminished significance as usual.  The Buffalo Bills never change.  Well, maybe they’ve improved a little, what with winning at a rate good enough to keep playing.  The novel reason for the relaxed vibe prompted adjustment for the Continue reading Real Season Starts for Buffalo Bills Who Earned It

New Results in New England for Buffalo Bills

The Buffalo Bills inserted their backup quarterback after a game got out of hand in Foxborough.  This story never seemed like it was finishing pleasantly.  I got to activate Matt Barkley fandom mode as one of innumerable signs things finally Continue reading New Results in New England for Buffalo Bills

Division Crown a Good Start for Newfangled Buffalo Bills

I’m still nervous to type where the Buffalo Bills will finish in the division.  The letters feel like they’re about to fall off the screen.  Getting this franchise to the point where impressive players can be counted on to make sweet Continue reading Division Crown a Good Start for Newfangled Buffalo Bills

Disaster for That Other Team As Buffalo Bills Create Novelty

Prayers are always answered.  Occasionally, it’s with a yes.  The Patriots are learning in the most amusing way possible that Satan’s deals never last forever.  Getting souls back will be tricky, as the return policy was cut off the back Continue reading Disaster for That Other Team As Buffalo Bills Create Novelty

Easy Math Not Simple for Buffalo Bills

A soccer-themed win technically counts at real American football.  There’s a more efficient way to get to six than two kicks, and it comes with the chance for a bonus point if you find the foot connecting with the ball Continue reading Easy Math Not Simple for Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills Beat Jets to Approach the Usual

What do you call this: sports?  These fellows run around in this manner?  And an overseeing entity records results?  I vaguely recall this diversion.  Teams accumulate points within each affair.  The side tallying the most is proclaimed the victor, with Continue reading Buffalo Bills Beat Jets to Approach the Usual