New Results in New England for Buffalo Bills

The Buffalo Bills inserted their backup quarterback after a game got out of hand in Foxborough.  This story never seemed like it was finishing pleasantly.  I got to activate Matt Barkley fandom mode as one of innumerable signs things finally Continue reading New Results in New England for Buffalo Bills

Disaster for That Other Team As Buffalo Bills Create Novelty

Prayers are always answered.  Occasionally, it’s with a yes.  The Patriots are learning in the most amusing way possible that Satan’s deals never last forever.  Getting souls back will be tricky, as the return policy was cut off the back Continue reading Disaster for That Other Team As Buffalo Bills Create Novelty

After One-Quarter, Buffalo Bills Finishing After Four Quarters

Concerns about hyperactivity are the way to go.  An undefeated football team forces us to calm down, and it’s just the worst.  I hate being the president and having to wear a tie daily.  And I’m tired of coordinating dates Continue reading After One-Quarter, Buffalo Bills Finishing After Four Quarters

Buffalo Bills Getting Better But Still Bested

Winning teams don’t talk about how close it was.  Aw, man: they only finished up by a touchdown?  Moral victories are losses.  The league is firm about what counts, and there is no video review. At the same time, psychological Continue reading Buffalo Bills Getting Better But Still Bested

Getting Stuffed with the Buffalo Bills

The only easy day was yesterday, according to the Navy SEALs motto. Those are the guys who put bin Laden in carbonite, so they speak truth. The Buffalo Bills should take the advice to heart during Salute to Service time. No team Continue reading Getting Stuffed with the Buffalo Bills

Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

The shame of having trailed the 2019 Dolphins should provide motivation for the Buffalo Bills to stay modest.  Miami’s present version is the worst thing since their mascot, which I remind you is a dolphin. An erstwhile intense rivalry based Continue reading Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

One game can alter everyone’s mood, as seen in how 4-1 seems exponentially more impressive than 3-2.  Claw past a midrange conference foe any way you can. This league just loves defensive slugfests, as indicated by how pass defense is Continue reading Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

A Little Better Each Week Helps Buffalo Bills a Lot

Letting a team they had beaten stick around is one way to stay humble. The Buffalo Bills created drama for the home opener, which was a superficially magnanimous gesture they could’ve skipped. A bit too much cockiness led to a recalculation. Continue reading A Little Better Each Week Helps Buffalo Bills a Lot

Finishing the Start Strong Matters Most for Buffalo Bills

A team can prove how resilient they are by playing lousily first.  The Buffalo Bills found a way in game one to avoid ruining the whole offseason.  Making fans understand how wretched it could’ve been was a gesture of kindness Continue reading Finishing the Start Strong Matters Most for Buffalo Bills

For the Buffalo Bills, the Clothes Make the Fan

Buying a jersey reflects athletic happiness.  The purchaser likes how a player runs around enough to wear his name.  With NFL Christmas finally only days away, the Mafia is looking for Buffalo Bills who display qualities impressive enough to seek Continue reading For the Buffalo Bills, the Clothes Make the Fan