After One-Quarter, Buffalo Bills Finishing After Four Quarters

Concerns about hyperactivity are the way to go.  An undefeated football team forces us to calm down, and it’s just the worst.  I hate being the president and having to wear a tie daily.  And I’m tired of coordinating dates Continue reading After One-Quarter, Buffalo Bills Finishing After Four Quarters

Buffalo Bills Getting Better But Still Bested

Winning teams don’t talk about how close it was.  Aw, man: they only finished up by a touchdown?  Moral victories are losses.  The league is firm about what counts, and there is no video review. At the same time, psychological Continue reading Buffalo Bills Getting Better But Still Bested

Getting Stuffed with the Buffalo Bills

The only easy day was yesterday, according to the Navy SEALs motto. Those are the guys who put bin Laden in carbonite, so they speak truth. The Buffalo Bills should take the advice to heart during Salute to Service time. No team Continue reading Getting Stuffed with the Buffalo Bills

Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

The shame of having trailed the 2019 Dolphins should provide motivation for the Buffalo Bills to stay modest.  Miami’s present version is the worst thing since their mascot, which I remind you is a dolphin. An erstwhile intense rivalry based Continue reading Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

One game can alter everyone’s mood, as seen in how 4-1 seems exponentially more impressive than 3-2.  Claw past a midrange conference foe any way you can. This league just loves defensive slugfests, as indicated by how pass defense is Continue reading Two Out of Three Touchdowns Ain’t Bad for Buffalo Bills

A Little Better Each Week Helps Buffalo Bills a Lot

Letting a team they had beaten stick around is one way to stay humble. The Buffalo Bills created drama for the home opener, which was a superficially magnanimous gesture they could’ve skipped. A bit too much cockiness led to a recalculation. Continue reading A Little Better Each Week Helps Buffalo Bills a Lot

Finishing the Start Strong Matters Most for Buffalo Bills

A team can prove how resilient they are by playing lousily first.  The Buffalo Bills found a way in game one to avoid ruining the whole offseason.  Making fans understand how wretched it could’ve been was a gesture of kindness Continue reading Finishing the Start Strong Matters Most for Buffalo Bills

For the Buffalo Bills, the Clothes Make the Fan

Buying a jersey reflects athletic happiness.  The purchaser likes how a player runs around enough to wear his name.  With NFL Christmas finally only days away, the Mafia is looking for Buffalo Bills who display qualities impressive enough to seek Continue reading For the Buffalo Bills, the Clothes Make the Fan

Waiting for Ed Oliver to Hurry After Buffalo Bills Draft

The Buffalo Bills know during the summer what’ll be opened on Christmas.  I wanna play He-Man now, but there will be no exploring Castle Grayskull for awhile.  This wait might be worth it.  Ed Oliver is the first-round pick with Continue reading Waiting for Ed Oliver to Hurry After Buffalo Bills Draft

Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

It’s amazing how quickly America became Rams fans.  Oh, they moved back to Los Angeles?  I’m cheering for plucky Southern California.  Sure, the popularity of a transient franchise has surged only because they’re facing stupid jerks. But take allies where Continue reading Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching