More Sincere Ways to Flatter Than Imitation for Buffalo Bills

The Kansas City Chiefs aren’t thinking about you.  It’s not that you’re anything but special.  But the AFC’s meanies are busy attempting to maintain their own standard, which doesn’t feature focusing on reacting to what others are doing.  The Buffalo Continue reading More Sincere Ways to Flatter Than Imitation for Buffalo Bills

Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again

The loser was anyone who bet the over. Oh, and Baltimore, but they had plenty of company.  Every football observer forecasted the Bills and Ravens easily topping 317.4 combined points.  Two monumental offenses were surely going to score at will. Continue reading Half the Teams, Double the Wins as Buffalo Bills Advance Again

New Results in New England for Buffalo Bills

The Buffalo Bills inserted their backup quarterback after a game got out of hand in Foxborough.  This story never seemed like it was finishing pleasantly.  I got to activate Matt Barkley fandom mode as one of innumerable signs things finally Continue reading New Results in New England for Buffalo Bills

Disaster for That Other Team As Buffalo Bills Create Novelty

Prayers are always answered.  Occasionally, it’s with a yes.  The Patriots are learning in the most amusing way possible that Satan’s deals never last forever.  Getting souls back will be tricky, as the return policy was cut off the back Continue reading Disaster for That Other Team As Buffalo Bills Create Novelty

Godmothers of BillsMafia: Patriots at Bills

You would think the Godmothers would have been out in full force for Halloween weekend and the all-important Bills/Patriots matchup, but @KrystleNoel1128 was nowhere to be found. So the rest of the gang decided to carry on without her (as Continue reading Godmothers of BillsMafia: Patriots at Bills

Just Another Bills/Patriots Game

It was what Bills fans expected.  It was what Bills fans feared.  In the end, it was what Bills fans wanted.  The Bills beat the Patriots 24-21 in Orchard Park on Sunday.  It wasn’t the dominant performance Bills fans would Continue reading Just Another Bills/Patriots Game

Pregame Report: Patriots at Bills… and some moose droppings

Okay Bills fans. Whether we like it or not, this is the most important game of the year for us. New England. Aka: Cheaters Inc. All roads to the division title run through them, and we will get their best Continue reading Pregame Report: Patriots at Bills… and some moose droppings

Easy Math Not Simple for Buffalo Bills

A soccer-themed win technically counts at real American football.  There’s a more efficient way to get to six than two kicks, and it comes with the chance for a bonus point if you find the foot connecting with the ball Continue reading Easy Math Not Simple for Buffalo Bills