Football Ends as Buffalo Bills Begin Plotting How to Keep Playing

Congratulations to back-to-back champion LeSean McCoy and whatever teams he was on.  As for a previous employer, the Buffalo Bills should compete in and score the most points during every Super Bowl, but existence doesn’t care about my happiness.  For Continue reading Football Ends as Buffalo Bills Begin Plotting How to Keep Playing

Hello to Bye as Buffalo Bills Ponder How to Advance

The initial pouting period is over for the Buffalo Bills, who can quit acting like wronged teenagers. There’s no use in continuing to resent the mean kids who threw their science experiment in the dumpster.  We’ll just have to presume Continue reading Hello to Bye as Buffalo Bills Ponder How to Advance

Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

I wish we weren’t used to others enjoying participation in the championship.  The season finale has often resembled Kyle being forced to watch Cartman play with the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer for Buffalo Bills fans.  But we might at last be Continue reading Another Super Bowl Watched, and the Buffalo Bills Can Dream

Buffalo Bills on Course Even If Sailing Behind AFC’s Elite

Second-guessing is the first hobby of restless fans.  There’s no better way to spend the ghastly championship bye week dissecting just why a favorite team doesn’t have to fret about the possible burden of planning a parade.  The Pro Bowl Continue reading Buffalo Bills on Course Even If Sailing Behind AFC’s Elite

Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Josh Allen is bad at this.  He’s thrown more interceptions than touchdowns and has a 67.9 rating, which academic slackers may recognize as a failing grade.  But there might be a little more to Allen’s story.  His totals also show Continue reading Internship Over for Buffalo Bills Josh Allen

Throwing a Flag at the Clueless NFL

The NFL is a multibillion-dollar league with 10-cent officiating.  Baffling calls are so normal that games would feel weird without them.  Labeling regular poor calls a disgrace insults disgraces.  A sport becomes useless if administered unfairly.  But at least professional Continue reading Throwing a Flag at the Clueless NFL

Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Those poor Boston bastards went over three months between championships.  I feel sorry for the child born in Tewksbury around the New Year who had never gotten to enjoy a victory rally.  Finally, the brat feels whole. The Patriots tied Continue reading Buffalo Bills Watch Super Nightmare Come True Again

Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

It’s amazing how quickly America became Rams fans.  Oh, they moved back to Los Angeles?  I’m cheering for plucky Southern California.  Sure, the popularity of a transient franchise has surged only because they’re facing stupid jerks. But take allies where Continue reading Super Bowl Trends Should Keep Buffalo Bills Watching

Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy

A true professional football-watcher doesn’t even bother to issue excuses for watching four games in two days.  But they’re fun to invent during commercial breaks. It beats learning what’s happening in a kingdom dedicated to Bud Light. I had to Continue reading Buffalo Bills ‘Playing Off’ With Envy