Backup Quarterback Carousel for Buffalo Bills Shows Game’s Impermanence

The Buffalo Bulls have a backup drafted higher than Josh Allen.  Then again, so was Sam Darnold.  Expecting hires straight from college to perform admirably in their first full-time jobs for what are often crummy companies often leads to letdowns.  Continue reading Backup Quarterback Carousel for Buffalo Bills Shows Game’s Impermanence

Buffalo Bills Are on the Clock, Draft or Not

An overnight success story took two decades.  Aside from outsiders occasionally noticing our agony, the Buffalo Bills only seem like they advanced instantly.  Those who cheer for historically competent franchises are not acutely aware of every moment passing like those Continue reading Buffalo Bills Are on the Clock, Draft or Not

Going Fromm a Good Risk to Controversy with the Buffalo Bills

Jake Fromm will compete with Josh Allen to back up Matt Barkley.  Maybe the depth chart will stack up slightly differently in practice.  Name recognition may not be sufficient to win a second-string role.  The Buffalo Bills hope they added Continue reading Going Fromm a Good Risk to Controversy with the Buffalo Bills

Going On About Stefon As Buffalo Bills Deliver Good Trade in Quarantine

The universe may be halfheartedly apologizing for trapping us inside with no sports.  We’ve been cooped up trying to not spill takeout in the airlock and can’t even pass the confinement by enjoying our favorite hobby of watching men chase Continue reading Going On About Stefon As Buffalo Bills Deliver Good Trade in Quarantine

Bye to the Bye As Buffalo Bills Return Soon

Enduring an empty football week rebukes those who think this is not a cruel world. This horrible interlude has given Buffalo Bills fans time to ponder ways for making favorite athletes obey our suggestions. Everyone should do what I say so Continue reading Bye to the Bye As Buffalo Bills Return Soon

One Year Older, One ‘Fuller’ Roster for Josh Allen

Josh Allen won’t be able to make excuses.  That’s just what he seeks, hopefully.  If he didn’t want a challenge, then why did he get drafted by Buffalo?  Fate’s a bitch even if you’re making a fortune based on potential Continue reading One Year Older, One ‘Fuller’ Roster for Josh Allen

Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills

Detroit really wanted to draft first.  Can you imagine having worse special teams than the Buffalo Bills?  All it takes is a couple of lame kick attempts.  The player selection order was the last thing on the mind of a Continue reading Little Lessons Offer Slight Comfort Late for Buffalo Bills

Surprise Every Week Isn’t as Fun as It Sounds for Buffalo Bills

We warp spacetime with our superpowers.  Some heroes are unaware of their capabilities.  Time’s flying by quickly enough that each week seems like its own season.  Buffalo Bills fans didn’t see an infuriating defeat on the docket, so at least Continue reading Surprise Every Week Isn’t as Fun as It Sounds for Buffalo Bills

Quarterback’s Importance Apparent As Buffalo Bills Train Theirs

Wearing out the Packers by forcing them to perform constant Lambeau Leaps would’ve succeeded with just a couple more hours.  Were the Buffalo Bills confused because Green Bay didn’t wear green?  Learning on the job means occasional games where fans Continue reading Quarterback’s Importance Apparent As Buffalo Bills Train Theirs

Team Controversy Makes Quarterback Tricky Choice for Buffalo Bills

Is Josh Allen ready? Are we?  The Buffalo Bills knew they’d be trading exhilaration in exchange for incomplete swing passes when they drafted him.  Now, they just have to figure out how soon to go crazy.  A worrying team performance Continue reading Team Controversy Makes Quarterback Tricky Choice for Buffalo Bills