Disaster for That Other Team As Buffalo Bills Create Novelty

Prayers are always answered.  Occasionally, it’s with a yes.  The Patriots are learning in the most amusing way possible that Satan’s deals never last forever.  Getting souls back will be tricky, as the return policy was cut off the back Continue reading Disaster for That Other Team As Buffalo Bills Create Novelty

Easy Math Not Simple for Buffalo Bills

A soccer-themed win technically counts at real American football.  There’s a more efficient way to get to six than two kicks, and it comes with the chance for a bonus point if you find the foot connecting with the ball Continue reading Easy Math Not Simple for Buffalo Bills

Weak Night Dooms Buffalo Bills on Monday

Monday Almost Night Football ruined a weekday.  The Buffalo Bills seemed like they were worth getting fired to watch just a couple weeks ago.  Fans wouldn’t have wanted to toil for any employer who held Zoom calls during a monumental Continue reading Weak Night Dooms Buffalo Bills on Monday

Buffalo Bills Beat Jets to Approach the Usual

What do you call this: sports?  These fellows run around in this manner?  And an overseeing entity records results?  I vaguely recall this diversion.  Teams accumulate points within each affair.  The side tallying the most is proclaimed the victor, with Continue reading Buffalo Bills Beat Jets to Approach the Usual

Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

Dispassionate management makes all the difference in a game ruled by emotion.  Front office workers will eventually be replaced by machines, although the technology isn’t there yet.  The most capable football android can presently only make decisions on par with Continue reading Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

One Year Older, One ‘Fuller’ Roster for Josh Allen

Josh Allen won’t be able to make excuses.  That’s just what he seeks, hopefully.  If he didn’t want a challenge, then why did he get drafted by Buffalo?  Fate’s a bitch even if you’re making a fortune based on potential Continue reading One Year Older, One ‘Fuller’ Roster for Josh Allen

Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Nobody’s achieved anything yet.  I mean, some people did stuff at certain points in Earth’s history.  But much post-draft discussion is based on picturing what new acquisitions will do so vividly that the fantasy infringes on actuality.  Wait: they still Continue reading Buffalo Bills Try Not to Let Dreams Race Ahead

Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

If you’re hungry, go to a supermarket, maybe?  Or, restaurants exist.  I’m not telling you how to live unless you’re the Buffalo Bills general manager.  In that case, don’t blow your food budget on stickers and temporary tattoos.  Fulfilling basic Continue reading Buffalo Bills Find Free Agents Worth the Price

Official Week Off Means Chance to Think about Buffalo Bills Sort-Of Skipping 2018

The Buffalo Bills got three extra hours to accept fate.  A bye is viewed through each franchise’s identity, in this case with that doomed way this particular outfit has of inspiring their fans.  That uniquely agonizing reflection of existence is Continue reading Official Week Off Means Chance to Think about Buffalo Bills Sort-Of Skipping 2018

Preparing for Next Season More Exciting Than Expected for Buffalo Bills

Can Josh Allen tackle?  Check if he’s a good blocker, too.  We’re asking a lot of someone who’s just starting to work.  But at least he’s getting in his drill steps. Only the Buffalo Bills could win as they lose.  Continue reading Preparing for Next Season More Exciting Than Expected for Buffalo Bills