A divisional gang fight ends in tragedy, especially for the side that doesn’t tussle adeptly. West Side Story gets another gritty remake, this time featuring a rumble between the Jets and Land Sharks. While I wait for the Buffalo Zoo to answer my DM about whether a buffalo is the equivalent of the sea’s most … Read more
The Sunday night game was bound to be a letdown. I continue my lifetime policy of never offering sympathy to the Dallas Cowboys. The feeling now extends to Patrick Mahomes and his State Farm rec league team. America went from Tony Romo to Cris Collinsworth, which is like switching from the first Halloween movie to … Read more
Jack Lambert never cried before Sunday. Anyone wanting to see Bills legend Mitchell Trubisky only got to wave at him. Winning like everyone predicted is easy as long as you’re not the one who actually must connect on incredible completions. Pittsburgh Dad will be twitching all week to our amusement. Ken Dorsey should always call … Read more
It’s just one game. But we never want to stop talking about what a game it was. That was the best sort to have as one hundred percent of the results. A single sample won’t define the season, we must remind ourselves about every five minutes. Buffalo Bills fans are trying to manage expectations like … Read more
Everyone wants to prove what they can do now. So, let’s start waiting. New Buffalo Bills may as well learn their jobs before they play. New recruits need more training like in a Netflix drama. You have much to learn, grasshopper. I wish they could accelerate time like Cobra Kai moving up its premiere date. … Read more