A punt blocked by a teammate’s keister summarized what’s hopefully the season’s most annoying outing. Heat-field advantage is easier than matching depth. Ken Dorsey turning into the Hulk is my …
It’s just one game. But we never want to stop talking about what a game it was. That was the best sort to have as one hundred percent of the …
The first game isn’t the last. There’s a bit of pressure on the Buffalo Bills in the same sense The Office occasionally gets put on as background viewing. But there …
The eve of one of the most anticipated seasons in franchise history seems like the perfect time to fret. Bracing for any crisis is how to prepare for what we …
If they’re copying, it’s by coincidence. The Buffalo Bills have shown themselves willing to do as they please like true cool dudes. Authenticity is the truest way to earn admiration. …
Make sure to write down the score. The result of the pretend opener might be lost to the ether like what you had for lunch three months ago. Preseason enthusiasts …
Extensive tension in wondering how many snaps our beloved starters will take in quasi-football beats needing to see them play. Wanting them to watch like us is much preferable to …
Our ultimate fantasy never happened and it’s all downhill from here. I’m sorry if I sound too cheery. It’s just that the prospect of a letdown can’t be completely discounted …
It sort-of looks like football. Astute observers will notice slight differences between training camp and games like the lack of opponents and ubiquitousness of on-field t-shirts. But the right people …