If You Build It, Buffalo Bills Fans Are Already There

The Bills Mafia is everywhere.  It’s also in one particular place.  They play football there, as a hint.  But you may have to learn a new address after about half a century of knowing where One Bills Drive is. The Continue reading If You Build It, Buffalo Bills Fans Are Already There

Focus Is Clear As Buffalo Bills Line Up Draftees

The Bills distracted from the Sabres.  This is truly One Buffalo.  Imagining new guys playing football beats watching actual hockey.  Can any of the additions skate? Refining their roster instead of abandoning it is a promising development.  There will be Continue reading Focus Is Clear As Buffalo Bills Line Up Draftees

McDermott Remains Just Like Buffalo Bills Fans Already Expect

Don’t change anything.  A dull offseason surprises pleasantly.  Like how telling others you hope they live in interesting times is a curse, a bit of tranquility could actually equal joy.  Take how not wanting to fire the coach reflects an Continue reading McDermott Remains Just Like Buffalo Bills Fans Already Expect

Buffalo Bills Look Even Better Compared to Flailing Skaters

I wish the Sabres had an owner like the Bills.  Hold on, as I just checked and they’re actually the same people. Oh: One Buffalo. I get it now. Measuring progress versus the hockey team is obvious. But as with going to both Continue reading Buffalo Bills Look Even Better Compared to Flailing Skaters

Two teams, one city, two different directions

The moniker “One Buffalo” has never been tested more than it’s being tested right now. One team is on the rise with a future so bright you have to wear shades. The other is a convoluted mess so far down Continue reading Two teams, one city, two different directions

Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

The shame of having trailed the 2019 Dolphins should provide motivation for the Buffalo Bills to stay modest.  Miami’s present version is the worst thing since their mascot, which I remind you is a dolphin. An erstwhile intense rivalry based Continue reading Rivalry Still Fun As Buffalo Bills Keep Dolphins Sad

Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

Dispassionate management makes all the difference in a game ruled by emotion.  Front office workers will eventually be replaced by machines, although the technology isn’t there yet.  The most capable football android can presently only make decisions on par with Continue reading Buffalo Bills Fans Hope Pegulas Don’t Act Like Us

Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Fans choose teams in the same sense they do eye color.  Thinking choice is involved feels as quaint as buying a newspaper.  Fate has a cruel sense of humor, and those targeted by teasing may as well feel honored. Consequences Continue reading Destiny Awaits Buffalo Bills Fans Whether They Like It or Not

Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Buffalo fans found someone new to loathe.  Antonio Brown made our list of things to do today alongside various cheap shot artists and numerous Boston sports twerps.  I didn’t expect this particular sulking ingrate would become an enemy late on Continue reading Buffalo Bills Retain Character by Not Adding Antonio Brown

Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills

Buffalo is the perfect place to test if pain affects franchises.  We should be congratulated for our scientific contribution to the study of football relativity.  Naturally, there won’t be a trophy.  But we take what’s available from losing because that’s Continue reading Look for Positive Outlook from Buffalo Bills