Easy Math Not Simple for Buffalo Bills

A soccer-themed win technically counts at real American football.  There’s a more efficient way to get to six than two kicks, and it comes with the chance for a bonus point if you find the foot connecting with the ball Continue reading Easy Math Not Simple for Buffalo Bills

Bills Win, Go Back to Work

I was reminded last week of the reality of the Buffalo Bills in the early 1990s.  I tend to remember big plays, big scores, Hall of Fame performers, but that was only part of the reality.  There were plenty of Continue reading Bills Win, Go Back to Work

Maddening Mystery of McDermott’s Disappearing Defense

Gather ’round, kiddies. In the spirit of Halloween, I’d like to tell you a spooky and mysterious tale. A tale of overmatched linemen, missed tackles, and vanishing big plays. A tale of a once proud and fearsome platoon, reduced suddenly Continue reading Maddening Mystery of McDermott’s Disappearing Defense

Weak Night Dooms Buffalo Bills on Monday

Monday Almost Night Football ruined a weekday.  The Buffalo Bills seemed like they were worth getting fired to watch just a couple weeks ago.  Fans wouldn’t have wanted to toil for any employer who held Zoom calls during a monumental Continue reading Weak Night Dooms Buffalo Bills on Monday

Midseason Meltdowns Seem To Happen for Bills

The Bills lost to the Tennessee Titans on Tuesday night – yes, Tuesday night – by a score of 42-16.  In some respects, the game wasn’t as lopsided as the score, and in other respects it was. Sean McDermott’s Buffalo Continue reading Midseason Meltdowns Seem To Happen for Bills

Sickly Effort by Buffalo Bills Can’t Stop Sicko Titans

The Buffalo Bills have never won on Tuesday, and how would they while playing that regrettably?  A game on the week’s most banal evening didn’t fill the emptiness between Monday and Thursday.  You’ll be disappointed which team’s outing isn’t occurring Continue reading Sickly Effort by Buffalo Bills Can’t Stop Sicko Titans

“Everybody was crunk”: How Josh Norman Breathed New Life Into the Bills Defense

For the fourth time in as many weeks, the Bills were allowing an inferior opponent to hang around. Despite another all-world outing from quarterback Josh Allen and a dominant showing from Buffalo’s offense, the Las Vegas Raiders were just 36 Continue reading “Everybody was crunk”: How Josh Norman Breathed New Life Into the Bills Defense

After One-Quarter, Buffalo Bills Finishing After Four Quarters

Concerns about hyperactivity are the way to go.  An undefeated football team forces us to calm down, and it’s just the worst.  I hate being the president and having to wear a tie daily.  And I’m tired of coordinating dates Continue reading After One-Quarter, Buffalo Bills Finishing After Four Quarters