Cam Can’t Rattle Buffalo Bills’ Optimism

Life features surprises.  For example, I didn’t realize how much I loathed Cam Newton’s guts until this week.  Sure, I’ve always found him petulant in his moody way.  But Cam-focused contempt wasn’t my life’s driving purpose until he enlisted in Continue reading Cam Can’t Rattle Buffalo Bills’ Optimism

Buffalo Bills Search High and Wide for Help

Clever football teams measure progress with how many yards they obtain vertically.  Upward gains are useful even if the NFL doesn’t track them.  A limited 2-D mentality may let you dominate Mattel Football.  But modern franchises can still exploit the Continue reading Buffalo Bills Search High and Wide for Help

Even Less to Guess About as Buffalo Bills Return to Business

The Buffalo Bills are facing an unpredictable season, which makes it like all the others every team has played ever and also everything else in history.  The mystery is only more inscrutable during the time of enforced antisocial behavior.  Thanks Continue reading Even Less to Guess About as Buffalo Bills Return to Business

Going Fromm a Good Risk to Controversy with the Buffalo Bills

Jake Fromm will compete with Josh Allen to back up Matt Barkley.  Maybe the depth chart will stack up slightly differently in practice.  Name recognition may not be sufficient to win a second-string role.  The Buffalo Bills hope they added Continue reading Going Fromm a Good Risk to Controversy with the Buffalo Bills

Searching for Progress with the Buffalo Bills

We’ve never needed sports less or more.  An activity that on its surface should be irrelevant like viewing collisions of those racing after points would be even more welcome at a moment when the world keeps activating curses.  We almost Continue reading Searching for Progress with the Buffalo Bills

Buffalo Bills No Longer Concerned with Sammy Watkins’s Lack of Concern

Sammy Watkins is uncultured.  I don’t mean he deleted Great Performances at the Met from the DVR to make room for Impractical Jokers.  It’s just that he’s not someone who fits with a franchise like the Buffalo Bills trying to Continue reading Buffalo Bills No Longer Concerned with Sammy Watkins’s Lack of Concern

Promising Initial Impressions for Buffalo Bills’ A.J. Epenesa

A.J. Epenesa uses periods for his two-letter first name, which means he’s like J.P. Losman and not EJ Manuel.  Updating the style manual for Andrew Jared is just one way we make the top pick feel welcome.  I hope he Continue reading Promising Initial Impressions for Buffalo Bills’ A.J. Epenesa

Buffalo Bills Bring New Players Together Apart at Draft

You’re stuck at home just like your favorite team’s general manager.  I’m sure you also have other things in common.  Brandon Beane might be too busy to hang out and discuss hobbies even with the draft over.  But you’ve got Continue reading Buffalo Bills Bring New Players Together Apart at Draft

Buffalo Bills Hope Choosing to Watch Makes First Round Thrilling

The draft is ideally boring.  Teams should have already made necessary improvements without relying on rookies.  Like waiting to learn if you got into your first-choice college, tension means grades aren’t quite good enough.  For those who didn’t do enough Continue reading Buffalo Bills Hope Choosing to Watch Makes First Round Thrilling

Skipping First Round Isn’t Set in Stone for Buffalo Bills

We need excitement while barricaded inside.  Can our team do something crazy?  Trade players for picks, then for others players until nobody remembers where they should select.  But patience might remain a virtue for the Buffalo Bills even as restlessness Continue reading Skipping First Round Isn’t Set in Stone for Buffalo Bills