The word most associated with free agency is frenzy. The biggest problem delirious teams face for now is not being able to throw enough money at unaffiliated players. Could a Jugs Machine be rigged to hurl cash? With what they spend on new hires, owners could afford concessions at their own stadiums.
If general managers think the start of free agency is expensive, wait until they learn the true costs. Underperforming big names who can’t be moved due to overpayment aren’t as fun as they seemed when signed.
Looking on the bright side of having zero spectacular additions is like being happy about missing the playoffs to have more free Sundays. But a general manager’s Javert-like obsession with getting his man harms the pursuer.
The initial hullabaloo may be fun. Still, franchises often buy cars that seemed fast only because the speedometer displays kilometers. Make sure it’s not a knockoff from a former Soviet republic. By contrast, quiet competence is welcome on the sort of team that has to rebuild after winning a wild card.
Spot effective general managers by how they fill out rosters instead of grabbing headlines. An obscure player who fits a scheme beats a glamorous name who doesn’t. Some executives seem like they’re trying to sell jerseys in the spring. But it’s better to ensure the player will compete well while wearing his during the fall.
The Buffalo Bills are in trouble if credulous sportswriters vote for divisional winners. There’s better news if it’s still by record. Despite the dearth of flashiness, new roster members are by chance all at positions where they’re thin. It’s almost as if the staff is paying attention.
The lineup is much fuller than it was earlier this month, which is reassuring even if games are lamentably far off. Let’s dream this’ll go as planned, as that’s the only way to make the offseason tolerable. Star Lotulelei will ideally stuff the center while our enthusiastic new neighbor Trent Murphy attacks from the edge. And Owa Odighizuwa has the chance to overcome trauma and flummox offensive lines just like he does spell check.
Signings can help even if casual fans have to look up names. Rafael Bush and Julian Stanford fortify depth at the worst and challenge established players at best. Russell Bodine and Marshall Newhouse will compete to block out recent gaps. Vontae Davis may already be a starter, while Chris Ivory is a backup only because of the superhero ahead of him.
A general manager trying to impress fans would’ve chased down everyone who got fan votes for Pro Bowls. But Brandon Beane isn’t trying to accumulate headlines. He’s added the sort of players they’ll need in November when this roster is coping with normal wear and tear. Adding, say, Sammy Watkins may feel like a win for his third club, but giving him $30 million guaranteed may not pay off during actual games.
Oh, right: they need someone to take snaps. AJ McCarron is welcome simply as a matter of quantity. Conventional wisdom predicts he’ll soon meet the rookie who’ll be starting over him. That’s true even if the Jets take a quarterback first thanks to their hasty maneuvering. New Jersey’s lesser franchise could still have traded up to draft a punter.
But the chance to surprise is why we follow sports. If everything happened as predicted, Virginia would be heading to the Final Four this weekend instead of hiding their heads in shame.
The cheat sheet claims Buffalo’s newest quarterback understands the game without having the physical gifts to execute. They may have found their next quarterback coach. But McCarron will get every chance to put his ideas into action. We can hope he’s able to convert an idea into action like Daredevil and not like Iron Fist.
McCarron thinks this is a chance to add to his 86 pro completions. Katherine’s spouse has as many repetitions ahead as he desires. If AJ surprises and plays better than EJ or J.P., then his new team made the steal of the century. We should be as excited for the opportunity as he is.
This team still must add players to catch and back the line. And I hate to not look on the bright side, but they still might need to obtain a franchise quarterback in case McCarron isn’t the year’s happiest success tale.
The team remembered they’re allowed to add new workers now. That’s itself progress. The staff gets paid to never stop obsessing over the game. We’re not the only ones who think about football year-round.
Those of us not blessed to make a living conducting transactions were naturally anxious before signings began. But there isn’t the sense of desperation that has plagued this franchise for a few centuries back to when actual buffaloes took the field in Orchard Park.
It’s a long offseason in case anyone can’t remember all the stupid time. But impatience now will lead to shoddy conditions when they keep score.
The front office hasn’t tried to wow us except with a tantalizing accumulation of draft picks. The Bills are moving past the inherent insecurity reflected in feeling they must hustle their supporters. Magic tricks are unnecessary for those who can actually change reality. This staff already ended the drought. Ta-da!
Editor’s babble: As always, thanks to Anthony Bialy for his contributions to our blog. You can follow Anthony on Twitter @AnthonyBialy.
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